“There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.”

There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.”

“Dry hair’s for squids.”

Dry hair’s for squids.”

“Don’t call me babe!”

Don’t call me babe!”

“You’re a cyborg! You lied to me!”

You’re a cyborg! You lied to me!”

“You know what the hardest part about being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed.”

You know what the hardest part about being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed.”

"Did you know your Colonel is personally responsible for pulling 52 marines off that hill? Alive.”

"Did you know your Colonel is personally responsible for pulling 52 marines off that hill? Alive.”

“I would kill or die to make love to you.”

I would kill or die to make love to you.”

“I only drink when I’m on duty.”

I only drink when I’m on duty.”

“You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn’t cry!”

You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn’t cry!”

At Vista High there’s a thin line between being cool and getting caught.

At Vista High there’s a thin line between being cool and getting caught.